Why I hate soccer

Your chair is a Cylon


Holy fucking shit!  And I mean that literally; this stupid chair exploded into a kid’s ass, presumably fucked his shit, and then (mercifully) killed him.

First they look like us, now they look like chairs too?  Humanity is doomed.

Your magnets are a Cylon


This is one of the more disgusting things I’ve ever seen.  That is a fingernail and a bit of a man’s finger wedged between two neodymium magnets.

Seriously, do not click here if you want to eat today.

FINALLY


Seriously internet, it’s about time.

Best friends

If I had to conjure up an image of a person who would create a rock paper scissors robot, it would be exactly this person. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, ASSOCIATED PRESS!!!

Rent a scary clown


I am 100% certain a person could become very rich by turning the premise of this novelty eBay auction into a full time business.  I cannot speak to the psychological toll one would incur.

Especially given what some of the bidders have in mind…

Q: Would you wear a strap on dildo and dry hump my homophobic clown haiting friend? Provided I get that waver signed for you??? LOL…
A: Sure!

What’s this about a bucket?


Clearly, I am not up to speed on internet memes.  I had not heard of this one until about five minutes ago.  Thanks to a kind tubesman, I’ve now seen everything there is to see, for better or worse.

See for yourself.

GOOGLE = MURDERERS

HORRIFYING PROOF!

Aren’t you glad there are people toiling away at this, day and night?

Too young to know better

A future Slipknot fan, no doubt

Star Wars or like, something


 
I give her props, she’s at least been open-minded enough to watch parts of all three movies.