Why I hate soccer
March 16th, 2009 | Posted by wapony |
Your chair is a Cylon
February 21st, 2009 | Posted by wapony |

Holy fucking shit! And I mean that literally; this stupid chair exploded into a kid’s ass, presumably fucked his shit, and then (mercifully) killed him.
First they look like us, now they look like chairs too? Humanity is doomed.
Your magnets are a Cylon
February 19th, 2009 | Posted by wapony |

This is one of the more disgusting things I’ve ever seen. That is a fingernail and a bit of a man’s finger wedged between two neodymium magnets.
Seriously, do not click here if you want to eat today.
FINALLY
February 18th, 2009 | Posted by wapony |
Best friends
February 18th, 2009 | Posted by wapony |
If I had to conjure up an image of a person who would create a rock paper scissors robot, it would be exactly this person. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, ASSOCIATED PRESS!!!
Rent a scary clown
February 18th, 2009 | Posted by wapony |

I am 100% certain a person could become very rich by turning the premise of this novelty eBay auction into a full time business. I cannot speak to the psychological toll one would incur.
Especially given what some of the bidders have in mind…
Q: Would you wear a strap on dildo and dry hump my homophobic clown haiting friend? Provided I get that waver signed for you??? LOL…
A: Sure!
What’s this about a bucket?
February 18th, 2009 | Posted by wapony |

Clearly, I am not up to speed on internet memes. I had not heard of this one until about five minutes ago. Thanks to a kind tubesman, I’ve now seen everything there is to see, for better or worse.
GOOGLE = MURDERERS
January 29th, 2009 | Posted by wapony |
Too young to know better
January 28th, 2009 | Posted by wapony |
Star Wars or like, something
January 16th, 2009 | Posted by wapony |
I give her props, she’s at least been open-minded enough to watch parts of all three movies.


