Quite honestly, I don’t know what I can say that could possibly enhance or complement the magnificent prose of the Area 51 Love Doll product page.

It’s the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they’ve locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades…incredible sex with an alien! It’s pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.

Ass-shaped ears. I mean.. genius. The thing that gets me is the box makes sure you know this doll has 3 out of this world love holes, but with two ass-shaped ears, a pussy-shaped mouth, and presumably a pussy-shaped pussy, I count 4. Perhaps the latter is too terrestrial to get excited about.

There is a lot of excellent writing to be found. For example, the Jessica Doll: “Since she’s dumb as an ox, she never says no!” SOLD!

I think the best product on the site, and honestly it probably should be the main subject of this post, is the Sara Jessica Porkher Doll.

Sarah Jessica Porkher loves it in her shitty and she’s all yours for the night! The only thing this cosmo-sipping cutie loves more than a pair of shoes is a big mouthful of cum!

BAM

I also like the fact that whenever you add an item to your cart, you are offered an assortment of batteries to go along with it. That is good design right there, folks.

[Area 51 Love Doll – sextoy.com]
[Sara Jessica Pork Her Doll – sextoy.com]